🚨🔥BREAKING: Google TV is drowning in red ink like a kid in a pool full of ketchup! 🤡💰 Like, who needs a money printer when you have Google pouring in hundreds of millions of dollars? And what do they have to show for it? Absolutely ZILCH! Cringe. 😬 💀 Sources say that instead of stacking those sweet, sweet stonks 📈, the Google TV team is stuck listening to the sounds of their dreams fading away faster than your motivation for that gym membership. 💔💪 "Bro, I thought Google was supposed to be the tech Illuminati," said *a totally fabricated but totally relatable developer* during a Zoom call. "But here we are, stuck in the 'Google TV graveyard' like it's a sitcom that never got its second season." 😂 Meanwhile, Google executives are probably sitting around a conference table, saying, “This is fine,” while their stock charts look like an epic game of Hopscotch gone wrong. 🚀💀 Prediction time! 👀 In an unexpected twist, Google might just launch a new reality show called “The Last Tech Standing,” where they pit their failed products against each other for the ultimate cringe-fest finale—spoiler: nobody wins! 🤯🎉 So grab your popcorn 🥳 and let’s watch this dumpster fire unfold! Remember, it’s always funnier when it’s someone else's wallet on fire! 🔥🔥