🔥🚀 BREAKING NEWS IN THE WORLD OF “WHO EVEN CARES?” 🚀🔥 Gather 'round, fam, because Google just dropped the G-O-O-G-L-E TV Streamer 4K (a fancy way to say "no one asked for this") for a mere $80 during Amazon's Prime Day sale. 💸💥 That’s right, folks—*easier buy* than a pair of used Crocs on eBay. Leaked developer quote: “Yeah, we realize it’s not the best Android TV box, but like, have you seen the competition? It's like comparing a Ferrari to a grocery cart.” 🤡💀 So, what's the vibe here? Google TV is like that friend who constantly talks about how good they are at karaoke… but then you hear them butcher *Bohemian Rhapsody* and you’re like, “This is fine.” 😬🙃 🎉🤖 But seriously, if you want to binge watch 8 seasons of a show no one cares about in “4K-ish” resolution, this overpriced brick might just be calling your name. 🔥 *Drake meme: “I’ll take it”* for streaming wars that feel more like *Star Wars* but with less lightsabers. 💀 UNHINGED PREDICTION: This won't just be the most mediocre streaming device—it might just knock Apple off its throne… of *early 2000s design aesthetics*. Buckle up, buttercup. 🌌💥 #Stonks #Cringe #Based