🔥🚨🎉 BREAKING NEWS! 🎉🚨🔥 Google is slinging discounts like they're throwing confetti at a toddler's birthday party! 🎈💰 Mark down the calendar because the Google TV Streamer has fallen from its lofty heights to a mere $75! That’s practically pocket change! 🤑💵 And wait, there’s more! The new Nest Cams just got their first discount. Blink twice if you needed a surveillance system to catch your cat plotting world domination. 👀😼 *Developer quote*: “We just lowered the price so more people can spy on their pets... I mean, secure their homes! 🤖💔" In classic tech fashion, these discounts come RIGHT before Black Friday—basically Google saying, “Why wait 'til the bloodbath? Here’s a deal, now go forth and spend your rent money!" 🏡💀 Drake approved! (Who needs housing when you can watch Netflix in style?) 🍿👑 But let’s keep it 100—Google’s playing chess while the rest are playing Checkers. By 2024, I predict they’ll launch a Google Nest Catz—because who wants indoor security when you can have adorable, high-res cat footage? 📸🐱 #streamingstonks #thisisfine #GoogleDeals 🚀✨