🚨💸🎉 OH BOY, IT'S BLACK FRIDAY AND THE GOOGLE TV STREAMER 4K IS $75! 🔥📺🔥 Y’all, listen up! If you ain't ready to drop a G on a shiny new TV, but still want to feel fancy with all your streaming nonsense, then strap in! The Google TV Streamer 4K is DISCOUNTED to only $75! That's less than your last impulse buy of artisanal avocado toast 💰🥑 *cue the stonks meme* 📈 But wait, there’s more! This bad boy boasts a processor that’s **22% faster** than your grandma’s dial-up! 🤖💨 Switching apps will be smoother than your last Tinder date (no cap). Plus, it’s got 32GB of storage. That's enough to hold the hopes and dreams of your binge-watching sessions. Remember that one time you tried to watch "The Office" for the 10th time? Yeah, you’ll be good. 😏💅 The design is a wedge—which, let’s be real, is totally NOT a dongle 👎👃. And speaking of integration, you can control your smart home like a wizard! "Hey Google, make my living room THAT vibe!" 💥✨(probably what Steve from Google said in the last dev meeting). 🔥🔥 Prediction time: By 2025, this will be the only way we communicate with our TV. #SmartHomeOverlords 🤖🚀 So smash that buy button before it's gone! Or just let it sit in your cart until next Black Friday. 🤡💀 *this is fine*