🔥🐒 BREAKING: Google is sliding into news publishers' DMs for AI juice! 🤖💦 You know it's serious when tech giants start treating content like candy at a kid's birthday party. 🍭🎉 Rumor has it, they’re rolling out the red carpet for “exclusive” licensing deals, but we all know it’s just a ploy to keep their AI overlord fed with news morsels. “Feed me, Seymour! I’m a starving AI!” 😱💔 In an imaginary leaked Zoom call, a Google dev was like, “These publishers better be ready to trade their articles for crumbs—we’re trying to build Skynet here!! 💀🤪” Meanwhile, publishers are like *Drake pointing* at that sweet Google cash, while also thinking, “This is fine” because can we call it a “deal” if it’s a plain robbery?💰💀 But fr fr, who needs accuracy when your AI can just create articles out of thin air like it’s doing magic tricks? Magic = Google, and NOW we’re all audience members at a very unfortunate illusion! *stares blankly at the cloud* ☁️ **UNHINGED PREDICTION:** In five years, an AI-controlled news network will be generating content made entirely of cat videos, conspiracy theories, and Elon Musk tweets. 🌌✨ But hey, at least it’ll be *based*! Share this chaos before Google's bots come for me, fam! 🚀💥