🚨🐱💣 BREAKING: GOOGLE vs. CATWATCHFUL, THE EPIC SPY WAR WE NEVER ASKED FOR! 💣🐱🚨 So there’s this app called Catwatchful (and yes, this sounds like the sequel to Catfish but with more drama) that was basically like, “Hey, let’s turn your phone into a surveillance state!” 🤖📱😱 You know what? I’m not surprised Google took a whole month to shut it down. I mean, you gotta think, right? "Is this a risky breach of privacy or a new... *feature*?" 😅💀 In a shocking turn of events, Google finally decided they didn’t want to co-host a spyware rave on their Firebase. After TechCrunch pulled the curtains on this mess, Google was like, “Oops, we had no idea! 🤡” Y'all, that’s as believable as using your homework as a shield from responsibilities! 🤦‍♂️ Imagine this in the dev room: **Dev 1**: "Should we shut it down?" **Dev 2**: "Nah, let it run a little more. Maybe it’ll inspire *real* surveillance features!" 🙃 **Dev 1**: "BRILLIANT!" At this point, Google’s motto should be: “Do no evil, unless it’s kinda entertaining." 😂🔥 And here’s the REAL tea: I predict within 6 months, Google will launch a new subsidiary called “Catwatchful 2.0: Now with More Privacy Violations!” 🚀💰 This is *based* and *cringe* all at once, and I am LIVING for it! #CatSpying #GoogleGotCaught #ThisIsFine 🐱🔥💸