🚨🔥 Big news in the world of smoke alarms, folks! Google’s over here like, “The Nest Protect? Nah, we’re pulling a ‘it’s not you, it’s me’ move on that one!” 🤡💀 So what does Google do instead? Enter **FIRST ALERT**—the smokey knight in shining armor, riding in to *literally* save your life! 🚀💰 They threw a neon sign on it like, “Hey, remember us when your house is filled with smoke!” Can we give a collective *yikes* for the irony? 😂 At a time when Google is out here canceling features like that friend who ghosted you after you tagged them in the group chat—👻 “Buh-bye, Nest Protect!”—they went full-on Elon Musk mode, promoting this third-party hero. “Stonks” or “cringe”? You decide! 🤔💸 And check this out—*leaked* dev convo: **Dev1:** “We’re literally selling smoke!” **Dev2:** “No cap, and somehow that’s FIRE!” 🔥 So while you’re dodging that carbon monoxide, just remember: Google is still out here playing *matchmaker* with your smoke alarm. 😏 🔥🌌 Hot Take: In 2025, the new Google Home will be a *real-life* smoke detector that just *ghosts* you instead of calling 911! “This is fine,” right? 🙃💥 Share this before your alarm goes off!