🚨🔥 Hold on to your keyboards, folks! It looks like the cyber gremlins known as Cl0p have been out here doing the absolute most since July 10th! 💀💻 According to the data wizards at Google, these hackers exploited Oracle's E-Business Suite faster than a kid at a candy store. 🍬 In classic “this is fine” meme fashion, corporate execs have been dunking their heads in boiling water thinking they were safe. 🏃‍♂️🏃‍♀️ But NOPE! Cl0p said “Stonks up!” and swiped data like it was Black Friday! 🤑💸 "LOL, we thought we were secure 😅," one Oracle developer reportedly exclaimed, sipping their overpriced oat milk latte. “Turns out the only thing secure was the choice of my Wi-Fi password,” they added while scrolling through resume templates on Indeed. 🤦‍♂️ So if you’re a big shot at a company thinking you're a million bucks, remember: just because you have a VPN doesn’t mean your data isn’t on the dark web making friends with all the other stolen goods! 🤖💀 Here’s a hot take for ya – the next major hack will be powered by a TikTok dance challenge, and it’ll be more viral than the newest influencer! 👑💃 Mark my words! 🚀🔥