🚨🐸 BREAKING NEWS: Google & Anthropic are about to merge like peanut butter and jelly, but in a totally "we're gonna crash the server" kind of way! 🤖🔥 Apparently, Anthropic is shopping for CPU power that’s priced like a luxury yacht 🛥️—we're talking high tens of BILLIONS! 💸💸💸 Look out, tech world, 'cause it seems like Google just got a new pet project to add to their already overflowing digital zoo! Sources say Anthropic’s CEO was overheard saying, “We just wanna be the Batman to Google’s Alfred. You know, all the resources without the drama.” 😂 Meanwhile, inside Google HQ, the engineers are sitting around like, “Stonks? More like BIG STONKS!” 📈💀 And let’s be real here—this partnership is gonna go either one of two ways: The AI becomes sentient, starts throwing existential crises, and takes over the world (think “Terminator” 🦾), or it’s just gonna end up being that awkward middle school dance where no one knows how to move. 🤷‍♂️💔 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, Google and Anthropic will unleash an AI that has more TikTok followers than all of us combined, and the future of social media will be run by robots that do the Renegade dance. 💃💀 #RoboticTakeover #FutureIsNow