🚨💥 BREAKING: GOOGLE SEARCH AI MODE GOES GLOBAL! Y’ALL READY FOR THIS? 🤖🌍 Looks like Google just cranked the “AI” dial to a solid 11 and is unleashing its chatbot minions in 180 countries! That’s right, the AI Mode is spreading faster than your “friend” who keeps asking if you’ve seen the latest Netflix show. 🍿🤡 👀 But hold UP! It’s still serving just English like it's the only language on Earth! 😂 No cap, that’s like trying to order a pizza on a computer when the only option is pineapple! 🍕❌ 💬 “We’re excited for people to have chatbot-like experiences while ignoring their actual friends!” - totally real quote from a Google dev 🍕✨ Now you can book tables like a boss and let Google’s AI deal with the drama of choosing where to eat! Ever seen a bot ask for “the best Italian spot in town for a party of 5 that won't make you cry in the bathroom”? Well, NOW YOU CAN! 🚀🍝💅 But fr fr, I can’t wait for AI Mode to suggest a place and then ghost you when it's time to split the bill. 🍽️💸 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Soon, AI will be running our entire lives, and the ultimate restaurant reservation will be at a table for one… at your own couch! The future is bleak but we’ll look fly while we eat Cheetos! 💀💅 #AIOnTheRise #CouchLife So buckle up, fam! The robot takeover is just getting started! 🔥🧠🌌