🔥💰 BOOM! Google just dropped some shopping sauce that's spicier than your mom’s chili in the middle of a heatwave! ☀️💦 So like, Google went full-on *DIY price-tracking guru* 👷‍♂️💻, enabling your broke self to set price alerts on items you’re pretending to afford. 🙃 Think of it as Tinder for discounts. Swiping right on a sweet deal and left on those sad price tags? Yes, please! 😍💔 But wait, there's more! 🚀 They’re also rolling out this virtual try-on feature. Yes, u heard that right—now you can look like a total snack 💁‍♀️🍕 while dodging that awkward “Please remove your shoes” request at Macy’s. Major ‘Drake pointing’ vibes to those #anti-social shoppers out there! “Imagine getting alerts for IKEA prices while you scroll through your ex’s Insta,” said one *totally real* Google developer. "We’re just trying to make you spend money and be sad all at once. 🤷‍♂️" But fr fr, let’s be real: what’s next? Google will send a robot to try on your new jeans? Just wait for the "Follow & stalk your ex's price drops" feature. 💀👀 Mark my words, the future is chaotic, and we’re all just here for the memes. 😈🔥 2024 will be the year we all try to buy clothes through augmented reality… and fail miserably! CALLING IT! 📅🚀💥