🚨🛑 BREAKING: Google’s Fast Pair for Google TV is like that one kid in school who claims to be an influencer but only has 5 followers 😂💀. That’s right - it only works on FOUR devices! 📺➡️🤖 *cue the sad violin music* 🎻 Remember when Google said they were gonna turn your TV into a smart assistant GOAT? Well, homie just dropped the ball harder than I dropped my phone last week 😂🤦‍♂️. It's almost like they’re playing Fast Pair on hard mode, where you gotta suffer through endless updates just to connect your headphones. I mean, come on! Who needs a Fast Pair when you’re still waiting for your device to pair with your WiFi? 💔🚀 **Leaked Developer Quote™:** “Our team is doing the bare minimum while we sip coffee. #WorkFromHomeVibes” ☕️💼. How’s that for innovation? Meanwhile, *everyone else* is out here flexing their Bluetooth like they’re in a meme competition! This feels like the tech equivalent of “This is fine” while your devices are gasping for life 🤡🔥. **Hot Take Incoming:** In 2025, Google will actually deliver Fast Pair to your toaster before your TV. Stonks, baby! 💰🍞 *mic drop*