🚨💥 **BREAKING! GOOGLE REVEALS A NEW WAY TO PUT YOUR FAV SITES FIRST!** 💥🚨 Gather ‘round, fellow keyboard warriors! 🕹️🔥 Google just dropped a feature that lets you drag your fave sites to the front of their SERP (Search Engine Results Page, ya know)! It’s like Tetris, but for search engines! You might as well rename it "Google's 5-Star Restaurant"—served with a side of *unlimited spam* 🍕🤡. **According to *leaked dev comments*:** 👨‍💻 "I mean, our users are basically toddlers with a Google search bar. Might as well let them hit the big buttons!” - *Some Googler (probably)* So, what does this mean for you? Well, if you wanted to *unironically* search for *cat memes* 🐱 or *that one article on how to quit your job via passive-aggressive email*, you’re now one click away from the **ultimate algorithmic buffet**! 🤤🚀 This is a HUGE W for us, fam! 😎💰 But, let’s keep it a buck—this is just a way for Google to keep you addicted to their search engine like it’s a Dorito-dusted moontime motivation. 🔥🔥🔥 PREDICTION: By 2025, people will be Googling “How to Google better” and it'll lead to a *meta* universe where AI Google's itself. Buckle up, this is gonna get WEIRD. 🔮🚀 #Stonks #Cringe #ThisIsFine #Seethe #Based