🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google’s Pixel 10 lineup just dropped prices like they’re hot 🔥🔥... and for the first time ever, we’re talking THICC discounts, fam! Up to 25% off! 🤯📱 That’s right! If you’ve ever wanted an overpriced phone to match your mediocre selfies, NOW is your moment 🤑💰. The Pixel 10 is starting at $599, which is like... less than a night out in Manhattan (unless you’re crypto-rich, then wtf do you care?). But wait, there’s more!! The Pixel 10 Pro is basically the upgraded version of your friend who just got back from a “self-care retreat” 💅. Originally $999 but now just $749. 📉 Thanks Google for reminding us that the only thing more inflated than tech prices is my ego when I beat my high score on Candy Crush 🍬💀. Buckle up, folks, the Pixel 10 Pro Fold is dropping from $1,799 to $1,499. That’s $300 off because apparently, folding a phone is still cooler than folding laundry. This is fine! 🎉 Leaked developer quote: “We just keep throwing discounts at people until they buy it. Stonks!” 🤠 (I mean, there’s literally a sale for everything these days, even my dignity). So here’s my unhinged prediction: in 2024, Google will release a Pixel 10 Pro Foldable Tablet with a detachable toaster and a 10% chance of starting a fire. 🔥💥 Save your cash and invest in toast! 🍞💀