🚨🔔 BREAKING NEWS: Google just dropped a bombshell! 💣💥 Non-Pixel Wear OS users: YOU'RE GETTING DUMPED! 💔💀 That's right, folks! If you thought your smartwatch was a classy timepiece ⏰, it’s about to go full-on “This is fine” mode ☕🔥. Google’s like, “Hey, we just decided supporting your trashy non-Pixel watch is SO 2022” 😂. Goodbye Clock app, hello existential dread! 🚪👋 In a totally not shady move, Google’s throwing shade 🕶️ at rival watch creators, saying they went their “own route.” Translation: “We can't even with your crumbs of innovation.” 🤡💀 And fyi, the Clock app will stop working soon for anyone NOT rocking the Pixel. It’s like Google’s saying, “Wear OS? More like Wear-OH-NO!” 😵 I can just hear some dev saying: “Well, at least we still have Google Maps… OOF, we don’t support THAT either?” 🤭 So buckle up, fam! 🤖 If you're not in the Pixel cult, get ready to zen out with meditation apps instead—because clearly your watch isn't keeping it 💯 anymore. 🤔💭 Hot Take: In a year, Google’s gonna replace all its apps with AI-generated ones that only understand cat memes. Stonks? More like CAT-stocks! 🚀🐱💰 Share this chaos or forever hold your peace! 🤣🔥