🚨BREAKING: Google decides our phones should be sentient now! 🤖💀 Hold onto your Pixel 9s, folks — the Pixel 10 series is here and it’s packing more AI than your average college dropout in a coding bootcamp! 💥💻 Introducing the Tensor G5 processor, aka “the glorified calculator that thinks it’s a genius.” 😅💯 Google claims this baby powers your phone to do things like order pizza for you and remind you of your existential crisis at 3AM. 🔥🍕💔 “I told my Pixel 10 to write a breakup text for me, and it sent a manifesto instead. 😳🤡” - *Some Developer, probably sweating profusely under their desk* In other news, if you're still dealing with “this is fine” dog memes while your phone crashes every 3 seconds, it's time to admit you’re living in the past, fam. 🔥💀 Drake’s pointing meme at anyone still holding onto their ancient devices because "they work just fine" — yeah, we’re looking at you, Karen! 🚀😂 So get ready for your Pixel 10 to know you better than your therapist! 🤯💰 In the near future, I predict we'll all have to ask our phones for permission to have feelings. Brace yourselves, it’s about to get chaotic! 💥👁️