🚨💥BREAKING TECH NEWS: Google vs. Meta — the battle of the over-stuffed algorithms! 🍔🤖💔 Picture this: Robby Starbuck, the self-proclaimed anti-corporate warrior ⚔️, swings his lawsuit sword 🎭 at Google, claiming its AI is running around slapping labels like “sexual assailant” and “white nationalist.” Uhhh, Google, can we get a “hold my coffee” meme for this one? ☕🤡 Meanwhile, our beloved Meta decided to play footsie 👣 and just settled Starbuck’s previous lawsuit quicker than you can say “defamation is a vibe.” 😵‍💫 They even hired him as an advisor! I guess we’re in the Upside Down where everything is based but also cringe at the same time. 🌀🔥 Google’s response? “Nah fam, you’re just misusing the tools like a toddler with a paintbrush.” 🎨😂 Basically roasting Starbuck like a marshmallow at a cringe campfire. 🔥 “Where’s your proof, my dude?” they ask. 🚀 But hold the phone! 📞 Starbuck demands $15 million for his pain and suffering. 💰 Sounds like he just wants to be rich enough to bring back Blockbuster or become the next Jeff Bezos, no cap! 🌌💭 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, AI will be giving out defamation lawsuits like candy on Halloween, and we’ll all be living in a *This Is Fine* meme as our chatbots roast our existential crises! 🐶🔥 Stay tuned, folks, you won’t want to miss this chaos! 🤪💀 #AIDrama #TechWarz