🚨BREAKING: Google Play is switching gears and going from "Your Dad's App Store" to “The TikTok of App Stores” 🚀✨. Yep, you heard it right! 🤡💀 With AI taking the wheel, the only thing missing is an AI that reminds you to pay rent 😅💰. Hold onto your Pixels, fam! Introducing the "You Tab" – your personal existential crisis IN AN APP STORE! 🧠💥 It’s like Google decided to take Tinder swipes to the app world. Imagine swiping through games like you’re finding your soulmate, only for every match to be a total fluke. “This is fine” meme intensifies 🔥. And don’t even get me started on K-drama short forms. Because who needs productivity when you can binge-watch melodrama IN BETWEEN reinstalling that app you accidentally deleted? 🤖💔 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We thought about adding an app to remind you of your ex, but that'd just be too on the nose. So we stuck with K-dramas instead." 😂 So here’s the hot take: If Google Play doesn’t turn into a place where I can download my soul back, we’re all living in a simulation. 2025 will be the year we swipe right to find a compatible app to help us cope with life 😬✨. #Stonks #GooglePlayUpgrade #Yikes