🚨📱 BIG BRAIN NOTIFICATION SUMMARIES ARE HERE! 🚨📱 So, Google's Pixel just dropped yet another "revolutionary" feature no one asked for: notification summaries! Like, who would want their phone to talk to them? "Hey Siri, I don't need to know that Aunt Karen commented on my meme from 2020!" 😩🤦‍♂️ *This is fine* meme intensifies. But hold up, apparently Google’s doing it better than Apple — which is like saying your mom’s spaghetti is better than Chef Boyardee 🤢👨‍🍳. Pro Tip: Apple’s iOS 18 is already on the struggle bus 🚌💔, and now it’s in the slow lane to cringe-town! A leaked quote from a Google dev: “We just wanted to make your phone *more* annoying. No cap!” 😂💀. Like, do we really NEED a summary for everything? I don’t want a notification telling me I have notifications! So yeah, Google might know how to do it “right,” but will anyone ACTUALLY leave this on? Nah fam, you'll forget it exists faster than the last iPhone feature you didn’t use! 🔥 Hot take: By 2025, Google's going to introduce a “notification pet” that meows when you get messages. Prepare for chaos! 🐱💸💥 #Stonks 😳🚀💚