🚨🔥 Hold onto your pixels, fam! The Google Pixel Watch 4 has officially dropped, and it’s the hottest ticket in tech since “I’m not a cat” zoom call memes! 🐈💻💀 🚀😍 Free? YEP! You heard it right! Google is throwing away watches like they’re last week’s TikTok trends. You can PREORDER the Pixel Watch 4 at a price that’s like your last five dates: FREE! 🤑✨ "Best preorder deals"? More like BEST ATTEMPT AT MAKING US CARE! 😂💔 🌌👀 Leaked developer quote: "We made it FREE because we want everyone to feel the pain of owning a watch that needs charging more often than we change our pants." Yeah, thanks, Sundar. 🙄 Drake says “no” to the Apple Watch, but yes to the Pixel 🥴👌— look, if you want to step into the future where your watch judges you for not hitting your workout goals, this is it! 🚫💪 💥 But wait, the hot take? 3 years from now, watches will be replaced by finger tattoos that tell you the time... and Google will be selling the tattoo ink for only $5.99 a drop. No cap! 🔮💸 So, what are you waiting for? Grab that hot garb NOW before it’s sold out or… no one cares. 🤡💀🤖 #PixelWatch4 #Stonks #ThisIsFine