🎉✨ BREAKING NEWS: Google Pixel Watch 3 has officially turned ONE 🎂, and let’s be REAL for a sec: it’s like the kid at the birthday party who still wears a training wheel on their trike. 🚴‍♂️💀 Let's dive into the drama, fam. On one hand, stonks 📈 for tracking those precious calories and getting your heart rate up (or maybe just out of disappointment??). On the other, **Google said** “better battery life” and gave us a 1% upgrade like 🤡 “Surprise, it’s still a DURACELL!” 🔋✨ 🔍 “I wanted a smartwatch; instead, I got a *watch* that’s smart… sometimes?” - ⏰ *Anonymous Google Developer with a chip on his shoulder* 💔. It’s like Google’s engineering team was taking notes from the “This is Fine” dog while the rest of us were out here trying to be galaxy brain with our fitness goals! 🐶🔥 And now, the Pixel Watch 4 is creeping up like that ex at a party. 🚪💔 Can it actually deliver? Or are we gonna see more cringe like watching a toddler try to ride a bike? 🥴🚲 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: Google’s gonna drop the Pixel Watch 4, and we’ll all still be using it like it’s 2015! At least the GIFs will still be fire, no cap! 🥵🕶️