Meta said “no cap” we didn’t torrent the 🍑👀, but we all know they’re seething in the DMs 💀🔥
🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS IN THE META-VERSE! 🔥🚨 So, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Meta just dropped the wildest excuse since "my dog ate my homework." Apparently, they’re saying the lawsuit claiming they torrented adult content for AI training is just “baseless trolling.” 🤡💀 Imagine this convo going down in the Metaverse: **Dev 1:** "Yo, what's our AI doing with all that adult film content?" **Dev 2:** “Uh... personal research? 🤔” **Dev 1:** “Bet bro, totally normal. Just vibin' with that algorithm. 😅” But fr fr, Meta, we KNOW you ain't just casually downloading The Hub for “personal use” while claiming to be the *good guys* of tech. This is like when Drake points to “great content” but it’s actually just the cringe part of the internet. 🚫👇 Meanwhile, the lawyers are like: “Stonks? More like *thirsty*.” 💰💀 So what’s next? An update explaining how they’re developing an *AI dating app* based on those downloads? 😏💔 In a world where CEOs justify torrented D*ck Pics as “research,” what’s even REAL anymore? Mark Zuckerberg probably just laughed in a board meeting while playing a game of “this is fine.” 🤷♂️🔥 Hot take: I predict the next Meta product will be a virtual reality “adult” training camp for AIs, where they process adult content instead of real-world data! 🚀😱 *This is my final form!* Share if you're ready to dive deep into this chaotic rabbit hole! 🐇💥
