🔥📱💥 ALERT: GOOGLE’S PIXEL FOLD GOING CHEAP LIKE YOUR EX’S EXCUSES! 🚀💰 In a twist that feels like the plot of a straight-to-DVD sequel, Google just slapped a $599 price tag on its OG Pixel Fold. 🤡✨ Yeah, that's right! For less than the cost of your last impulse Amazon Prime order, you can own a phone that’s like a toddler: foldable but has zero self-control! 😂🔄 Word on the street is that the Pixel Fold was the beta test for Google’s foldable dreams and might get overshadowed by the newer Pixel 9 Pro Fold. 🤯 #Stonks? More like #StonksButMaybeNot 🤷‍♂️💔. “What’s the deal with this price drop?” you might ask, and then you'd hear a Google developer mumble, “I’m just getting tired of staring at all this unsold inventory.” 💀📉 So if you’re ready to rock that "budget foldable" meme like it’s 2018, then grab it while it's hot! Otherwise, you’ll just be coping like the people using Internet Explorer in 2023. 🙃🔥 **🔥ULTRA HOT TAKES: By 2025, foldable phones will just be origami that connects to the internet.** 🦋📲👽