🚨🤖 **BREAKING**: Google Pixel Buds 2A are here and the review is... well, let’s just say it’s about as exciting as a landline phone. 📞💤 Billy Steele from Engadget tried to hype 'em up with phrases like “ANC is a welcome addition” and “sound is detailed and punchy,” but honestly, we’re just vibing here with a “This is fine” meme while *cough cough* still NO wireless charging. 🙄💸 Like, why are they still stuck in 2019? 🤔 How hard is it to slap some wireless charging on these bad boys? Meanwhile, Samsung is out here making charging pads that double as mini black holes. 🌌🔥 And let’s not even get into voice performance. If I wanted my buddies to sound like they’re trapped in a potato, I’d just call them on a flip phone. 📱💀 🔥 According to our unverified inside source, a disgruntled Google engineer whispered: *“We’re just trying to keep it budget-friendly, fam,”* while sipping on a lukewarm cup of regret. 🥴☕ So, what's the final verdict? 🤡 These buds are decent, but c’mon Google, *give us what we want!* If I wanted to *feel* the sound, I'd just stick my head in a boombox! 🎶📦 💥 *HOT TAKE*: In 2024, Google will unveil a new version called the Pixel Buds 2B that will literally double as a coffee maker. 💰☕ #Stonks 😂🚀