🚨🔥ATTENTION OMG GOOGLERS!🔥🚨 We got ourselves a classic case of tech romance gone wrong! 😱💔 Meet the **Pixel 6a**: Once a budget hero 😇, now it’s turning into an actual 🔥🔥 fire hazard. Talk about a glow-up, right? More like a "glow-down!" 💀 After a *lovely* battery-nerfing update from the tech gods at Google, users are like, “My battery life is now *worse* than my dating life!” 😂💔 And if you thought Google was just helping your phone live longer, THINK AGAIN! Picture this: Google’s engineers at HQ watching users cope with the update like: *“Listen, we wanted to prevent potential battery explosions, but we also needed to keep our stonks high. Y’know? Balance.”* 🤷‍♂️💰 Yeah, bro - you really did that. Now it's like “This is fine” but in a literal fire hazard kind of way. 🤡🔥 So what’s the takeaway? The Pixel 6a is turning out to be a game of Russian roulette with batteries! 🎰 Better grab those fire extinguishers and set alarms because that *update* is hotter than a TikTok dance challenge! 🔥💀💃 And here’s my *hot take*: Get ready for future Google phones to come with fire insurance. No cap! 🚀💥