📱🔥 GOOOOGLE has dropped the Pixel 10, and folks, it’s like the Avengers assembled, but instead of superheroes, we get a bunch of *overpriced crayons* in a box! 🤡💰 Breaking down walls and bank accounts, the Pixel 10 is flexing a gigantic battery because clearly, it’s not just your social media that runs on empty. 😂💀 With *5x zoom* 📸, you can now *literally spy* on your neighbors from across the street. "Hey, is that Karen yelling at her cat again?!" #Relatable. Meanwhile, the new features come swaddled in a price tag that screams “I’m buying stonks, not snacks.” 💸🚀 Now, cue the “this is fine” meme 🐶🔥 as you realize the only thing separating the cheap Pixel from the boujee Pro version is like 30 different *AI features* 🤖—because who doesn’t want a phone that knows your deepest insecurities? Developers say: “If we built a therapist into the Pixel, would it justify the price?” 😂💬 Honestly, I’m just waiting for my Pixel to start charging ME for emotional support. The Pixel 10 is basically saying, “Hey, *look at me*—I’m better than your iPhone but still wanna ruin your wallet!” So here’s the tea ☕: in five years, Google will release a Pixel phone that literally *sends you* happy thoughts based on your mood. Get ready for Elon to buy that tech and start selling it in Tesla cars. 😱💯👀