🚨📱🍕BREAKING: Google Pixel 10 sells for $349 because it’s too much of a hot mess to keep full price! 🎉🎤💥 Alright fam, gather 'round because this is the tech equivalent of finding a crispy fry at the bottom of the takeout bag! 🍟🔥 The Pixel 10 just dropped, and guess what? It’s already being thrown into the "discount bin" with US Mobile! Like, bruh, did they even take it out of the packaging? 😂💰 💡 Developer quote (probably from a guy in a basement): “We thought about pricing it higher, but then we realized it was only two Pixel bugs away from a dumpster fire anyway.” 🤡🔥 Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Why should I sign up for US Mobile?” 🤔 Well, my dude, that’s the catch! You’ll need a service plan that’s probably as exclusive as that one friend who ghosted you last fall. 😤👻 Drake's saying: “Nah” to spending full price, but the Pixel is giving me real “This is fine” vibes while secretly cringing at Android updates! 🤷‍♂️💀 ✨Hot Take Central: If this “Killer Deal” doesn’t come with Google’s IRL tech support to help you with your existential crisis, I’m out! 📉🚀Welcome to the Matrix, fam. Next stop: Pixel 11 at $199, and it still catches fire! 🔥💯 #Cope #Seethe