🚨 BREAKING NEWS: Google’s Pixel 10 Is OUT HERE LIFTING WEIGHTS 💪💰💀 So you thought the Pixel was all about that "skinny legend" life, huh? 😳 Nah fam, Google’s dropping the Pixel 10 series like it’s a gym membership—THICKER and HEAVIER than a Thanksgiving turkey! 🍗💥 Sources suggest these bad boys are PACKED with Qi2 magnets! Why? Because who needs a slim phone when you can have a portable doorstop?! 🚪😜 *cue Barry from R&D*: “We figured anyone could just buy a belt for their pants, so why not bulk up the phone instead?” 😂 Imagine pulling this beast out at a coffee shop only for your coffee to be jealous—cutting the line feeling like a weightlifter smashing records! 🤖💪 Meanwhile, Apple’s watching this with a Drake meme like, “Nah, I’m good.” The stonks are going to crash when people realize they have to carry their phones AND a gym bag just to vibe with the Pixel 10. 📉📱 📅 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, we’ll all just be walking around with brick-sized phones, real-life Mario blocks, and calling them “versatile.” Good luck fitting that in your skinny jeans, byeee! 🤡🔥💀 #Pixel10 #ThickerThanYourEx'sDrama