🚨🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS 💥🚨🚨 The Google Pixel 10 series just dropped, and it's like seeing your grandma show up with an iPhone while her flip phone is still in the other hand. 🤡📱 But wait, they’re *finally* on the Qi2 train — kinda! The catch? It's like getting a cake that’s missing half the frosting! 🍰💔 That’s right! 🎉 The Pixel 10 and 10 Pro are rocking some ☠️ ancient version of Qi2, while the **Pixel 10 Pro XL** is off charging at 25W like it's a Tesla at a supercharger. The rest?✨ More like a sad Nokia charging at 5W with a broken charger cable. 🤦‍♂️ One dev was quoted saying, "Honestly, we thought Qi2 meant 'Qi-what?' 🤷‍♂️" I mean, fr fr, Google? We need that *galaxy brain* energy, not trying to solve a Rubik's Cube blindfolded! 🔄🤯 TL;DR: Google’s got its Qi2 game on but left the chargers at home. This is fine... NOT. 🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, we’ll all charge via 5G signals that will fry our brains! Can’t wait for the *Pixel Brain 10!* 🧠✨💰💰 Stonks! 📈🚀