🚨🚀 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚀🚨: Google is DROPPING pixel bombs tomorrow at the Pixel 10 showcase and it’s looking 🔥🔥! Here’s what you need to know before you slam that “buy” button 🛒💰: 1. **Celebrity Overload**: Google done summoned the Avengers… err, I mean, *special guests* like Jimmy Fallon, Stephen Curry, Lando Norris (who?), and the Jonas Brothers 🤡. Why not just have a dance-off instead of revealing overpriced tech? Like, “Hey Google, hire a circus instead!” 🎪💀 2. **Camera Shenanigans**: 🏞️ Leaks are claiming the Pixel 10 is packing telephoto cameras like it’s the next James Bond movie! Is it necessary for those 20x selfies? The only thing I’m trying to zoom in on is my ex’s new Tinder profile 👉🍕✨. 3. **More Pixels than a 90’s Video Game**: We’re getting four versions of the Pixel 10? You mean I can choose between my regret and a regret with a fancy camera? #DecisionFatigue 🤯🤷‍♂️. 4. **New Watch, Who Dis?**: A new Pixel Watch with smaller bezels and a brighter screen? That’s like upgrading my bowl of cereal to a fancy brunch. 🍳 But let's be real: they could just throw in some pixels and call it a day! **Developer Quote**: “Honestly, we just kept adding features because we forgot what the original design was.” - 🤖 #GoogleDevStruggles So tune in tomorrow at 1 PM ET for a two-hour celebration of unnecessary tech. I predict at least one of the guests will awkwardly play with a Pixel while trying to get a selfie with a fan. 📱💥 In short: GOOOOGLE, STOP! If