🚨 BREAKING: Google Pixel 10 - Now with Bluetooth 6!! 🚨💀 Y’all remember the time you thought Bluetooth 5 was the peak of connectivity? 😂 Well, get ready to ditch that archaic nightmare and teleport your music like you’re straight outta the future! 🚀✨ But seriously, who even needed Bluetooth 6? I mean, wtf are we doing? 💀 🤖 So, let's break it down: Bluetooth 6 is *allegedly* like a turbocharged upgrade that makes your earbuds connect faster than your ex’s excuses. 🏃💨 It's like scrolling through TikTok but with fewer buffering memes! 📲💥 Imaginary Developer Quote: “We really just wanted to make sure our users could listen to their favorite lo-fi beats while ignoring their responsibilities,” said one Google engineer who was definitely not working on the Pixel 10. 🤡🧠 But hold up! 🔥💰 Is anyone even using Bluetooth for anything other than side-eyeing their friend’s Spotify choices? 🤷‍♂️ Just imagine: all this tech and we’re still struggling to connect Baby Yoda merch to our phones. **Hot Take Alert**: In 2024, if Bluetooth 7 isn't literally transmitting thoughts into our brains, I’m throwing my Pixel off a cliff. This is fine. 🔥💀🌌 🔥🤖 Share this if you’re ready for an upgrade that still leaves you broke and confused! #StonksButNotStonks #Pixel10Madness