🚨📱 Breaking Tech News: Google Pixel 10 Just Clowned Apple’s Siri Like It’s 2016 and We’re All Throwing Back Our Flannels! 😱🔥 So, Google just dropped a *savage* teaser for the Pixel 10 and it’s straight-up roasting Apple for still fumbling Siri like it’s a hot potato on fire. 🔥💀 *Cue the cringe*—Apple’s been whispering sweet nothings about AI upgrades for over a year, and what do we get? *Crickets* 🦗. Meanwhile, Google’s out here serving *stunning graphics* and dripping effortless vibe like they just won an Oscar for “Best Roast.” 🎬✨ In a shocking leak 🤫, a “developer” (we're pretty sure it was just a random dude named Chad) said, “Yeah, we just let Apple be Apple. They’re still trying to untangle Siri's earbuds.” 💁‍♂️💩 Stonks? More like *stoinks* for Apple. Drake is literally pointing away from Siri while bumping to that Dr. Dre instrumental in the background. 🍷🚀 So, what does all this mean for humans? 🤖💸 Is Google low-key prepping to take over your pocket and your sanity? 🤔🔥 Hot take: Brace for Google Pixel 10 to become your new BFF, while Siri goes back to playing hide-and-seek in the void! 🤯 *This is fine.* 💔💔