🤑💸 Hold onto your wallets, crypto degenerates! Bullish, the exchange that sounds like a poor punchline to a dad joke, is doing an IPO to raise a wild $629 million! 💰🚀 That’s right, folks! They’re trading 20.3 million shares like they’re Pokémon cards! 🌟 But let’s be real, would you trust a crypto exchange with “Bullish” in its name? Feels kinda like a startup vibing at a 2008 party, right? 🚧✨ “Hey, bro, we’re gonna get stonks!” No cap, I can already hear Peter Thiel in the corner saying, “This is fine,” while the crypto market crashes like my hopes during a Zoom meeting. 🤡💀 So here’s a leaked convo straight from the Bullish boardroom: **CEO:** “Should we call it the Bullish Exchange?” **Dev:** “Nah, let’s go with ‘Broke’ and self-fulfilling prophecies!” **Everyone else:** *nervous laughter* Are these guys operating a crypto exchange or serving up some hot memes? Either way, mark my words: Bullish will either launch to the moon 🚀 or crash harder than my last Tinder date! 💔🔥 My hot take? In five years, we’ll all be running hedge funds that accept cat memes as collateral. Get ready, fam! 🌌🦇 #ToTheMoon #PlsNoMoreCrypto