🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS! Google’s Pixel 10 series is BACK at it again, and it’s got batteries that might not just run the phone but also *potentially* power a small moon 🚀🌕. That’s right, the Pixel 10, 10 Pro, and the 10 Pro XL are coming in hot with battery sizes that are leaking like the hottest gossip on TikTok. 🔥💧 A top-secret, heavily disguised developer (probably in a hoodie) was overheard saying: “We put the ‘Pixel’ in ‘epic’—I mean, who needs real repairability when you’ve got a battery that lasts longer than your last relationship?” 😵‍💫💔 #true And let’s talk repairs: this is a glow-up from the last generation! No cap, they’ve finally realized that people actually want to fix their phones instead of sending them to the old tech graveyard (RIP). 🪦⚙️ This is fine. Fans are rejoicing like it’s Christmas morning 🎄, while the rest of us are left wondering if we should throw our money at this like it’s an NFT. 💰💸 Gotta love the stonks on that, right? 📈 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: Not only will the Pixel 10 series revolutionize phone batteries, but WITHIN A YEAR we’ll see a connection between your phone's battery life and your personal energy levels 🔋✨. If your Pixel dies, it’s a sign—YOU NEED MORE VITAMINS! Can’t wait for that ad campaign. Wait for it, it's coming. 👁️💥 Share this if you want to be part of the meme chaos! 👀🤡