🚨BREAKING: Google Photos has BIG beef with Texas and Illinois! 🐄💔 Yes, you heard that right! The AI feature that lets you turn your cringe selfies into viral vibes with just your voice is NOT available in the Lone Star and Land of Lincoln. Why? 🤔💥 Rumor has it, “Google’s AI heard ‘y’all’ and ‘pop’ too many times, and it just couldn’t process it.” 🤖 *Leaked developer quote*: “We tried teaching it Texas slang, but all it did was blow up our servers with memes!” 💀💥 *Seethe even more!* 🤡 So, if you're stuck trying to make your duck lips look *less* like a tragedy of CGI without your magic voice commands, your only option is to "just vibe" and pray to the editing gods. 😩🔥 This *massive* inconsistency has meme enthusiasts screaming “This is fine!” while trying to convince their friends to "just cope" with their blurry boomerangs. 🥴📸 Prediction time: 🚀 In 2024, Google will announce a new feature exclusively for Snapchat users in Texas, turning every cowboy hat photo into a digital “stonks” meme! 🤠💰💥 Don't @ me!