🚨📞 BREAKING: Google is up to some NEXT LEVEL social shenanigans, fam! 🤯 The genius minds over at Big G are kicking the boring old calling cards to the curb and potentially introducing "My Calling Card" on Android! 🤳💼 🤔 What’s this? It's basically your personal social profile pic 🖼️ that pops up when you call someone. Like, who even needs real connections when you can just flex your latest selfie, right? 😂 🔍 “We were inspired by people’s lifelong dream of being recognized as *important* when they call their mom,” said a *totally real* developer who definitely didn’t just copy Facebook’s last failed idea! 🙃💀 Picture this: you call your homies and BAM 💥 it's your freshest IG pic staring back at them like “Hey, check my vibes!” 🤪 But let’s keep it real – if you think adding a calling card is gonna save your cringe-worthy convos? Honey, you need to reevaluate your life choices. DRake's pointing at your social skills right now. 👀👈 Mark my words: next year, Google will control your personality and pin it to your phone like you're a human Instagram ad. 🤖🔥 Stonks? More like "stonks but make it socially awkward!" 🤷‍♂️💰 Share this meme chaos with your squad before Google turns us all into avatars! 🔥🔥