🚨💤 BREAKING: Google unleashes the M3 Expressive update on Wear OS, and we need to talk about it like it's an NFT drop—because it just might be! 🥳🔥 So, picture this: your Google Phone app is getting a glow-up so shiny, it may just blind your smartwatch. 🤖👀 The new in-call screen is THICC with a capital “T,” featuring a giant end call button that’s basically begging for your finger to hit it. It’s like when you see that one “Call Me Maybe” TikTok and just can’t resist. 💅📞 “Bro, I once threw my Wear OS across the room because I couldn’t find the end call button,” said an anonymous developer 🤫. Well, now you won’t need to! Mute and overflow buttons are chilling higher up on the screen like they own the place, while call duration gets the VIP treatment right in the middle. #Finesse 💅💖 Now for the roast: Google, if I wanted my tech to look more like a block of cheese than a sleek device, I’d just ask a raccoon to design it. 🧀💀 🔥Prediction Time: in 2 years, smartwatches will be more powerful than my PC, and the only config option we'll have is “Stop calling me, Karen!” 🤡🚀