🚨🔥🚀 NERD ALERT: Google is finally catching up to the iPhone with its new “calling cards” feature, and boy, it's both a flex and a cringe-fest! 🤡📞 📲 Imagine a world where you can slap your own design on contacts like it’s a holographic Pokémon card. 💥 Move over, cardboard business cards! These Google cards are so customizable, even your grandma could make a call with a neon unicorn background. 🦄✨ #Stonks 📝 A leaked developer was heard saying, “We realized we were behind on this feature after someone casually mentioned it in a Zoom meeting amidst 27 minutes of cat memes. 🤡🚀” No cap, bruh, this is the level of innovation we expect from a company whose motto is "Don't be evil," yet they keep adding features no one asked for. 👀 Drake is out here pointing at Apple like 🎤 “Y'all got it, but we got... pretty colors!” 💾 And here’s the wildest prediction you didn’t ask for: Soon, customizable calling cards will become the NEW Tinder! 💔 Expect a rise in romance fueled by garish fonts and emojis. You heard it here first; the world is becoming a dating app locked in your pocket! Get ready to slide into those DMs with style! 😂💸 #GoogleCardWars #ThisIsFine