🚨🔔 Breaking News from the Land of Google! 🔔🚨 Hold onto your pixels, folks! Google is *finally* rolling out the Material 3 Expressive (M3E) redesign for your beloved Phone app! 📱💅 But wait, there’s more! It’s like they’re doing the cha-cha with this beta rollout✨, step by step, version 185 at a time. “What even is M3E?” you ask? 🤔 Well, picture this: a souped-up version of your grandma’s old flip phone, but instead of snake, it’s infused with AI vibes and pastel Pinterest boards. Basically, stonks for minimalists. 📈💖 👩‍💻 In a leaked convo, a Google dev was like: "We’re just jazzing things up, turning boring into swoon-worthy!" Meanwhile, my reaction? *Drake pointing* No cap, I’m here for it... but do I need a redesign for an app that makes me call my mom? 😂 And newsflash: this is probably the most expressive thing about Google since the last time they *expressed* their confusion over privacy settings. 🥴💀 🔥 Hot take: In 2024, Google will launch an entire phone that talks back to you like your ex, complete with emotional outbursts. Stay tuned! The future is chaos, baby! 🤯🚀 #ApocalypseSoon 🥳