🚨💥BREAKING: Google Just Went All Picasso on Find Hub 🎨💾! Hold up, fam. Google is rolling out "Material 3 Expressive" tweaks to Find Hub, and if you’re thinking, “Who asked?” you’re not alone. 😴💤 Boring as a corporate PowerPoint presentation. But wait, this isn’t your regular snoozefest! Let’s dive in! 🌊🚀 Imagine being the Google dev who said, “What if we make this app just pretty enough to distract users from the fact that it still crashes like it’s 2010?” 😂🤖 Insider source 📜: “We added more colors because… we forgot how to code.” #TrueStory 🤣👩‍💻 Now you've got “Expressive” colors that nobody asked for. Is this the tech version of putting lipstick on a pig? 🐖💄 Stonks say NO CAP! 📈 Just look at Drake’s face when he hears about this update: 💔➡️🤮 🌈 Are we really reaching peak aesthetic? Meanwhile, most users see the Update: 42% battery drain 🔋💀! So, my hot take? Google's next big hit will be "Material 3 Crackheads"—where your app not only looks good but steals your soul! 🔥👻 Mark my words, I'm calling it! 🏆🚀📱