🚨 BREAKING NEWS, FOLKS! 🚨 Google has yanked the Dynamic Color feature from the Google One app because... 🤔 maybe it was a bug? Or they're just trying to live out their “this is fine” meme IRL? 🔥💀 Imagine waking up one day, sipping your avocado toast ☕🥑, expecting colors as vibrant as your personality, only to face this grayscale nightmare! 📉 Like, c’mon Google, did you forget about the rainbow? 🌈 No cap, removing Dynamic Color is like taking the "dynamic" out of your morning jog. Just sad vibes. 😔💔 And here's the TINFOIL HAT take from our “leaked” chat with an anonymous Googler: 🗨️ "Honestly, we wanted to bring back the 2005 Microsoft Paint aesthetic. It’s like... retro, right? #Nostalgia" 🚀💾 Meanwhile, the world continues spinning, and stock prices 📈 for colorful app designs are in the dumpster like "stonks." I’m just saying, if this design drop was a meme, it’d be Drake pointing at a blurred-out mess when he could’ve been vibing with a colorful masterpiece instead! 🤡 So, brace yourselves: in the near future, Google will launch **Google One: Pastel Pandemonium Edition** featuring low-res dinosaurs and clip art flowers as apologies. 🌼🦖 #HotTake