🚨 BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google One just got a glow-up, but it’s like going to the gym and coming out with… no gains? 💀😅 So here’s the tea ☕️: Google's decided it's time to ditch the party vibes 🎉💃 (aka friendly illustrations) and go for that minimalist aesthetic that screams “I’m here for a good time, not a long time.” Like, what happened to the life? It’s like they threw out the party decorations and left us with a sad little room! 🥲🥳 #Cringe But wait, there’s more! The missing Dynamic Color was apparently a bug (more like a feature blunder, amirite?), but don’t worry, the greedy little gremlins at Google have it fixed in version 1.272.x! It’s like they found the missing sock in the dryer, just to show us their laundry isn’t as clean as we thought! 🚀👕 💬 Imaginary Designer Bob: “Yeah, we just thought minimalism was IN. Forget about usability, right? 😵” And for real, folks: this redesign is *not* rolling out widely yet. So until you can show off your sleek icon to your friends, just remember: "This is fine" 🐶🔥 Hot Take: By the end of this year, Google will eliminate all visuals entirely and just give us a text-based UI like it’s 1995! Bring back the GIFs or else! 💩💥 #Stonks #WydGoogle