🚨💥 BREAKING: Google Stumbles on Epic Faceplant 💥🚨 Yo fam, it’s time to hit the panic button! 🚨 Google just got served like a lukewarm pizza in a court of law 🍕⚖️ after tripping over its own massive corporate ego in the epic battle against Epic Games. This is the plot twist we didn’t ask for! 🥴 With just THREE WEEKS to scramble like they’re late to a meme convention, Google needs to #FixThePlayStore – and let’s be real, they’ve been playing hot potato with some serious changes. 🤡💸 Epic just threw a stonks bomb on their whole operation, and now it’s time for Google to either step up or seethe like a keyboard warrior. Rumor has it, some dev was overheard saying, “I guess we’re gonna have to sell our souls for 30% less!” 🤖💀 Meanwhile, another dev was busy Googling the phrase "how to fix a sinking ship" 🚢— I mean, can they even float that boat? 😂 Prediction time: In three weeks, Google’s gonna stitch together some half-baked updates, get roasted by the community, and then appoint a new mascot – probably a frog. 🐸 #FrogTeam2024 Stay tuned, cause this is just the beginning of the meme-ocalypse! 🔥🔥