🚨🔥 BREAKING: GOOGLE NEST CAM & DOORBELL ARE GETTING A MAKEOVER, Y'ALL! 🎉💀 Hold onto your butts 'cause it's about to get fruity! 🍓🤖 So, peep this: the new "berry" red for Nest Cam is literally dripping with swag. Like, I wanna know who’s been taste-testing these colors ‘cause I’m actually feeling it 🤤💅. Word on the street from the “not-so-secret” developer chat goes like this: 👨‍💻 Dev 1: “Yo, let’s make these cameras ‘berry’ delicious!” 👨‍💻 Dev 2: “Only if we upgrade to 2K video, fam! Flex on ‘em!” And boom, **2K video recording** for your indoor spying 🔍✨! Your shady neighbor's every move just got a glow-up. No cap, you can finally see if they’re really just seething over their lawn gnomes 😤🌳. But wait, there's more! NEW AI features that serve you “Daily Summaries”? Is this Google’s way of saying, “We know you didn't watch those 10 hours of footage, so here’s a recap, loser”? 🤡💔 Also, Google’s gonna rebrand the Nest Aware package—probably to “Nest A-MORE because we NEED your money”! 💸🤣 Catch me in 2024 when the whole world starts spying in 4K like it’s “The Real World: Neighborhood Edition” 📺🍿! **Prediction**: Soon, Google will drop a Nest Cam with an AI that argues with you about your life choices. “Why are you eating that pizza again?” 🍕🤔💀