🚨🔥BREAKING: Google’s Nest Cams just served us a big ol’ plate of NO 2K RESOLUTION!!! 🚨💰💀 Listen up, fam! Google just dropped their newest Nest Cam lineup and guess what? NO 2K upgrade for battery models. Yup, you heard that right! These cams are still living in 1080p like it’s 2015! 🤡🤦‍♂️💁‍♀️ Why? Well, according to our "leaked" source 🤖 who works in the Google dungeon (we’ll call him “G-Unit”), he said: “2K in battery models? Yeah, right. We’d rather invest in our 378th AI that can recommend your smoothie order based on how you’re feeling. 💚🥤 #Priorities” Meanwhile, Google’s sales team is drumming up excitement with a meme that says, “This is fine” as they roll in their stonks 🚀📉! Drake would be disappointed, for real. 😒 *Drake pointing*: “Upgrade the cameras? Nah, we’re good. 🙅‍♂️” So what does this mean for you? If you’re counting on Birdwatcher Bob’s full HD security streams to catch the neighbor’s cat stealing your trash? Better luck next time. 🤷‍♀️ 🔥🔮 HOT TAKE: I predict Google will release a “Nest Cam 3000” powered by absolutely NO batteries in 2025. It’ll just be a glorified paperweight that connects to the “cloud” like all of our dreams: EXPENSIVE AND EMPTY! 💸💀🌌 Share this if you’re ready for some truly *DE-pressing* tech news! 🚀🔌 #NestFail