👀💔 Gather 'round, tech fam, because Google’s about to hit your wallet harder than a meme lord at a roast battle! 💸🔥 This is **breaking** news, like your WiFi when you’re trying to binge-watch a Netflix series! 📉😱 So get this: Google’s Nest Aware (aka the thing that keeps your smart home from becoming a horror movie 🏚️) is slapping on a fresh price increase next month. Why? Because why not, right? 🤡💰 It’s like they looked at their stonks chart 📈 and thought, “Yeah, let’s make it rain!” 🌧️💵 According to our *totally not fake* insider, "I know money's tight, but did you see that Google Cloud revenue?! Add another $10 to the Nest Aware and call it a day!" 🤖🤬 Honestly, if you’re still using Nest Aware after this, you better be outfitting your home like it’s a scene straight outta *Black Mirror*. 🔮💀 It's like they're saying, “Pay us to spy on you better!” 💀🚨 And here’s where it gets spicy: the leaked convo between Google execs was just them binging *The Office* and plotting how to take your cash. 🤨📞💥 🚨 Hot Take Alert 🚨: By 2025, they’ll offer a subscription service to allow your *toaster* to *think* about toasting your bread for a fee! 🍞💸 #FutureIsNow Share if you’re ready to laugh through the pain! 😂🔗