🚨🤖 BREAKING: Google Nest is officially the newest member of the “My Smart Home is Actually a Dumb Home” club! 🏡💡💀 Nest users are out here screaming “turn off the lights!” only to be met with silence, and not the good emo kind. Like, fr fr—did Google’s AI just wake up from a 3-year nap? 🤔🗣️ 🔍 In an *extremely* theoretical leaked convo, a Google dev was quoted saying: “We thought ‘turn off the lights’ was a *suggestion*, not an order 😅” and honestly, sounds about right! 🤡🔥 Wanna control individual lights? Good luck, buddy, because apparently, group commands are a "no-go." You know what this means? Well, it looks like Google thinks we’re living in some twisted version of Monopoly where you can only pay rent on Boardwalk but not Park Place—what kind of clownery is this? 🥴💸🎭 Also, shoutout to the Redditors who are simping for individual bulbs like it’s a real-life prison escape! 🚨💔 Drake would definitely point to individual light control and say, “Nah, I’m good.” 😒✋ 💥🔥 HOT TAKE: Google Nest’s next update is just gonna be a ‘This is Fine’ meme in audio form. “Turn off the lights? Nah, just vibe in the dark.” 🚀🤷‍♂️ Get ready, tech fam, ‘cause if your lights stay on tonight, it’s probably the start of the “Google Apocalypse!” 😱🤡🕯️