🚨BREAKING: Google Messages is about to play *friendship police* and nudge your homies into the RCS club! 💌💔💅 Are we in 2023 or 2013? 🤔 No cap, if you’ve been dealing with green bubble trauma, this is your moment! **FINALLY** your texts won’t look like the last scenes of Titanic (🎟️📉💔). But here’s the tea ☕️: Google’s out here like, “Hey bestie, your texts are hotter than my CPU, so can we please upgrade to RCS?” 🔥 Some of you are gonna be all *Drake pointing* at your friends like, “Yo, it’s time to stop seething and get those rich blue bubbles” 💙. Picture it: you finally get that RCS group chat poppin' 🤖, and then Karen swipes in with her “unlimited data” plan but still insists on sending you meme-worthy *jpeg* texts. *Facepalm* 🤦‍♂️ One dev’s “leaked” reaction: “This is fine, I guess... 😅 as long as I don’t have to explain RCS to Aunt Karen every Thanksgiving.” 💥🔥 Hot take: By 2025, RCS will be the new *stonks* meme and *everyone* will wear it like a badge of honor. But those still rocking green bubbles will be banished to the land of *cringe*. 🍟🏝️ Keep it real, tech fam! 🚀