🔥👀 BREAKING: Google Messages ABOUT to drop features like it’s hot! 🚀💬 But first, let’s discuss the classic Google shuffle – you know, when they act like they’re on a rollercoaster but can’t decide which hill to climb! 🎢💀 So, Google’s been over here A/B testing like they’re trying to find out if pineapple belongs on pizza 🍕💔 (spoiler: it doesn’t, no cap). While we’re waiting for stable features like they’re the finale of a Netflix series, we're stuck with texting like it's 1998! 😤📞 👽 *"We’ve got new features coming... eventually,"* said a *totally real* Google developer who definitely doesn’t live in a basement. 🚶‍♂️💻 *"It’s like waiting for Google Hangouts to become useful... oh wait."* 💀😂 But fr fr, why does it take Google longer to roll out updates than it takes my dad to figure out how to use emojis? 🤦‍♂️💥 These poor devs are probably crying into their keyboards every time someone asks about Rich Communication Services (RCS) like we’re in the Stone Age! 🦕🔦 **PREDICTION:** Soon, all the features will be about as useful as Google Plus, and by 2025, we'll be texting with carrier pigeons. 💰🐦💔 This is fine.