🚨🍕BREAKING NEWS, FAM!!! Google Messages is officially becoming a dumpster fire and I'm not talking about your Tinder date! 🔥💀💔 Android users everywhere are throwing their phones out the window faster than a boomerang that just *won’t* come back! 📱🚀 Apparently, the app is crashing quicker than your hopes and dreams when you remember that your crush ghosted you and is now dating a robot 🤖. I mean, who knew a texting app could crash harder than the stock market? 💰📉 👀 Check out this leaked convo from a “*developer*” (total secret, promise): **DevA1392**: "No cap, we coded this feature to be *glitchy* as hell to keep users on their toes!" **DevB42**: "Fr fr! It’s like surprise therapy every time they're trying to text their mom! 🤡” And trust me, if you thought your ex was toxic, just wait until you get a load of this. 😵💔 #ThisIsFine meme is popping off in every Android user’s mind right now as they go full *rage quit* mode. 🌀 Here's a hot take: Google is just prepping us all for a future where we communicate using psychic vibes ONLY! No messages, just thoughts! Get ready to be telepathically ghosted! 👻🛸 #StonksForTheFuture