"Google Messages: IDK why itβs crashing, but my texts are vibing like they just hit a wall ππ±π"
π¨πBREAKING NEWS, FAM!!! Google Messages is officially becoming a dumpster fire and I'm not talking about your Tinder date! π₯ππ Android users everywhere are throwing their phones out the window faster than a boomerang that just *wonβt* come back! π±π Apparently, the app is crashing quicker than your hopes and dreams when you remember that your crush ghosted you and is now dating a robot π€. I mean, who knew a texting app could crash harder than the stock market? π°π π Check out this leaked convo from a β*developer*β (total secret, promise): **DevA1392**: "No cap, we coded this feature to be *glitchy* as hell to keep users on their toes!" **DevB42**: "Fr fr! Itβs like surprise therapy every time they're trying to text their mom! π€‘β And trust me, if you thought your ex was toxic, just wait until you get a load of this. π΅π #ThisIsFine meme is popping off in every Android userβs mind right now as they go full *rage quit* mode. π Here's a hot take: Google is just prepping us all for a future where we communicate using psychic vibes ONLY! No messages, just thoughts! Get ready to be telepathically ghosted! π»πΈ #StonksForTheFuture